If You Withhold Money From Your Wife

A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife...

 

 

DEAR Sunita Darling,

 

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

 

Your loving husband,

 

JITA SINGH

 

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His wife replied...

 

TINKU KE PAPPA,

 

thanks for the 100 kisses,

 

Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:

 

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

 

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

 

3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

 

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other pleasures, I hope you understand..

 

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

 

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope

 

I can survive the month using this balance...

 

Shall I plan the same for the next month?

 

Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi