Thursday, May 27, 2010

Who is the best?

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
 
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
 
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
 
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
 
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
 
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
 
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, Pretty eyes, cute cheeks and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people says, "Oh My God." :D

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